Sorry, did someone say hot dog eating contest?

That Wiener is a hilariously cheeky 3D greeting card for when their personality is tops, but their pocket meat makes you weak. The front cover features ketchup and mustard adorably drawing the shape of a heart with a message reading, “I love your personality but…” The message completes inside, reading “that wiener is something else.” Sealing the deal on this dirty little penis pun, a hot dog in a basket pops up, dripping with condiments. Whether you’re looking for a big laugh or a quick strip-me-n-dick-me, you can’t go wrong with this 3D greeting card.

If you like how his hog hits your buns, add to cart.